Horoscopes for February 2015

Horoscopes for February 2015

Capricorn 12/22–1/19

If you notice that you are bumping into a lot of rocks this month, you may need to gain more perspective and realize that you are swimming against the tide. Change isn’t always easy but it’s constantly happening. Saturn is on your side this February so look to the ringed friendship for recourse and development. Steer your celestial ship to the clearest path to long-term goals, but do not fear going into uncharted waters. The sea is your goat’s best friend.

Aquarius 1/20–2/18

The momentum from last month has not stopped and the law of motion is your magical potion. There isn’t anything that can stop you this month, unless you’re so high on your horse that you want to go to Taco Bell. In that case say, “nay”, steer clear and head to a local joint instead. We are in Southern Colorado after all. Harmony is in full effect and in order to stay in the groove of things, put a record player on, and don’t jump around.

Pisces 2/19–3/20

Destiny is calling and it’s up to you to answer it. Well not really, because Destiny is going to be leaving a voicemail and following up with an e-mail. Achievements this month are going to be hard to avoid. Your financial sector is also looking very promising. What a perfect time for Venus to be in your sector and with this alignment it will be highlighting key notes in your life. Friendships and communal efforts take the forefront of your being. This is your moment to shine.

 Aries 3/21–4/19

Decisions this month may be hard to make because the stability in the force is hard to predict. Anakin did bring balance to the force but he was destined for the dark-side. The major celestial bodies in your immediate atmosphere are playing an energetic game and are fighting for what is right. The answer is completely subjective and it’s up to you to give it meaning. If you suddenly start seeing the negative aspects of life, a simple shift of perspective can make all the difference.

Taurus 4/20—5/20

The intuitive feelings of January are a lingering feeling this month. Your heart is making a call that you can’t ignore. Your emotions are budding and your logic is trying to get in the way. The thing about your feelings is that they are never wrong in their intent. The heart is a solid unit while your brain is divided into separate spheres. What is it that you want on your journey? The full moon at the beginning of February is a great time to reap the rewards of your hard work.

Gemini 5/21–6/21

There is a fork in the road ahead, and nobody can take this journey but you. There is no way to predict which path leads where. If you’re unsure, buy a map, do some research, and bring some supplies just in case. The utensil in the road doesn’t even to be a fork; it can be a spork instead. These food weapons prove to be especially helpful, principally in dinner missions where you want to conquer both soup and salad.

Cancer 6/22–7/22

The theme for this month is to focus on one thing at a time, Cancer. You may be so overwhelmed with various waves of confusion that your inner compass may get skewed. If you have one focal point your vision will either be razor sharp, or you will go cross-eyed. If you let your guard down the winds of change can launch a coil on your back and your vision can stay like this. However, despite the chances of your new perspective, your relationship sector is going to be smooth sailing.

Leo 7/23–8/22

There is a wave of change headed your way, and this is a good thing! No matter how hard you throw the bathwater out of the window, the baby will not follow suit. The rules are going to bend for you, but don’t mistake this for the law. Things will be going your way, but make sure that this does not take advantage of anyone. Your stringent decisions may cause some tension in the air so it’s up to you to set the tone.

Virgo 8/23–9/22

February marks an important step in your life dear Virgo. The tides are shifting and they are in your favor. There are opportunities whizzing by and knocking on each door of your house. Just make sure that the clutter is removed around the entrances to ensure prospects are not being blocked off. When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar. Mercury is still retrograde so the communications for these occasions may be slightly delayed, thank the messenger.

 Libra 9/23–10/22

At the beginning of February rewards due to your strict diligence will come sweeping in. Once these rewards are given it is then a waning period, and it’s time to divulge to the universe what you truly desire. The planets are aligning for you and paving the way to some truly unique opportunities. If your finances allow, take a plunge into an endeavor you’ve been thinking about, but haven’t had the courage to partake. Hit your proverbial save button, and start on a new quest. Your life could use some zest.

Scorpio 10/23–11/21

If you play your cards right then February can be a prosperous time for you. Business acquisitions are looking favorable, but it’s only for those who have taken care of the monotonous task of keeping a watchful eye on the game. Do not make any serious bets, and if you become suspicious of your cat judging you, then it is probably true. Maintain eye contact with the fury feline, and it will pretend it succumbs to your authority. After all, you do pay its rent.

Sagittarius 11/22–12/21

The communications last month are being ushered into February. Do not sign any major contracts during this time, and if they can wait until the middle of the month, it’s best to resume official business then. Despite miscommunications at the beginning of the month the major celestial bodies are in harmony, and you will be shown a prosperous time, if you want to. If you don’t, then I suggest watching Fox News on mute while listening to Elliott Smith.

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