The tides are shifting in your favor, dear Capricorn. As the jovial giant Jupiter goes direct on June 9th you will begin to ride the waves of change. The lense that other people choose to see you is that of a receptive and thoughtful leader. Like the capricious sea-goat that you are, you balance well with Taurus, a fellow earth sign. Venus enters Taurus on June 6th, so bring out your influential capacities and exude your powers to the fullest.
June will be a serene month for you, Aquarius. A fun-loving time to enjoy mother earth and the great outdoors. Your masculine (outgoing) and fixed (stable/persistent) qualities will be put to wonderful use if you channel your energy accordingly. Libra is your sister sign, and the biggest planet in our solar system, Jupiter, enters Libra on June 9th. This can electrically charge your psyche. It would be wise to embrace your powers of: idealism, friendship and intellect.
You are an unrestrained body of water, dear Pisces. On the outside you look inviting and harmless, but if someone gets on your bad side they should be prepared for a treacherous undertow to carry them away. You are ruled by Neptune, God of the Sea and Jupiter, King of the gods. You are the final sign in the zodiacal cycle. Prepare for emotions to get shaken and stirred as Mars enters Cancer on June 4th. Your ruling planet, Jupiter, goes direct in Libra on June 9th, this is a game-changer.
Your ruling planet, Mars, enters Cancer on June 4th. This can awaken your inner dragon that lays dormant along that ol’ country road. Beware, for this alignment can cause your emotions to become fiery. Rather than burning down a town — why don’t you mellow and roast some marsh. If you can control your tongue you won’t have to ask for forgiveness later. Your energy runs hot and you are a natural born leader yet you are about to enter a predominantly water-based month, so balance is the key. With just enough heat and water, things can get steamy (find some vegetables).
This will be an especially glorious month for you, Taurus. Your governing sign, Venus (planet and Goddess of beauty and love) will enter your sign on June 6th. You may start to feel extraordinary, sexy, beaming, and on top of your game — all aspects which will circumnavigate the concept of love. You’re giving, grounded, and stable — so spread your gift on planet Earth when friends and family may seem dazed and confused. It may seem that while you get wiser, all those other signs stay the same age.
Happy birthday, Gemini! Your ruling planet, Mercury (messenger of the Gods) enters Cancer on June 6th. Get some soap by the ready, and prepare to get your hands extra dirty as you whip out the twins (Castor and Pollux). This is a month to get in some light-hearted trouble, after all it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. Your wit and banter are unmatched this lunar cycle so feel free to ask for what you want; the hardest part will be to actually decipher what that is and figuring out what to do with it. Wish big or go home.
Your birthday cycle starts at the end of the month. So by the time you’re reading this, this page may have coffee grounds embedded in the pulp. Zing! Yet, the cosmos told me to genuinely wish you a happy birthday. If you didn’t know it already, your sign is highly influenced by the waxing and waning of our nearest satellite, the Moon. The Moon enters Sagittarius on June 9th (Full Moon) and your sign on June 23rd (New Moon). The waxing and waning of the moon is like a stop light. The time to receive (red) is June 9th, and the time to plant your ideas (green) and come out of your shell is June 23rd.
Roar! The Full Moon on June 9th happens in fellow fire sign Sagittarius. Set the world ablaze as you trip the light fantastic into the summer nights. The Full Moon is a time of receiving. So reap what you’ve sewn at the beginning of the month. If you’re empty-handed then your farming skills are bollocks. Paint your thumb green and pat yourself on the back. Your ruling celestial object, the Sun, enters emotional Cancer on June 21st, so soak in the rays. Make sure to use proper skin care equipment, I cannot be held liable for any sunburns or worse, covfefe. If life hands you covfefe, make covfefemonade.
Ah, Virgo. You are an earth sign governed by Mercury, messenger of the Gods. Venus enters fellow earth sign Taurus on June 6th while your ruling planet enters Cancer on June 6th. So what the heck does that mean? It means if you don’t play the hell out of the cards that life handed you, then you’re going to be sitting on a pile of covfefe. So for everyones sake and for the love of the Gods, learn how to sail and get your ship together, Francis. Afterall, ships were not built to sit safely in the harbor. You’re very compatible with water signs, and the end of the month can be a great time to harness your feminine powers to properly receive the elixir of life.
Your ruling sign Venus (planet and Goddess of beauty and love) enters Taurus on June 6th, so prepare to get an extra ‘oomph’ in your step. The new pep can lead you to unexpected opportunities as you trip the light fantastic. Jupiter, the largest planet in our solar system goes direct in Libra on June 9th, so prepare for a cosmic makeover. Your adept social skills and outgoing nature will help you to lasso the ship out of a harbort; enabling you to steer the rudder of your life in any direction you choose.
Your ruling celestial object, Mars (God and planet of war) enters fellow water sign Cancer on June 4th. This alignment has the magical ability to either create life, mud, or covfefe. The right balance can make you feel like the puzzle of your life is finally coming together piece by piece. June 9th is also an especially favorable day, the Moon will be fully illuminated in Sagittarius so rewards are likely to come your way around this time. Control is your forte, so master your mind, and your problems will likely go away.
Your ruling planet, Jupiter, starts going direct in Libra on June 9th. This is a big deal because Jupiter is so massive that many moons, and asteroids have been sucked into its gravitational pull. The Great Red Spot (a hurricane-like storm) on Jupiter is so big that it could fit three Earth’s. Yet, that spot is a fractional size of the mighty planet. A definite change is coming, whether that be in your energy, demeanor, or mindset. This is a time to steer your shoes any direction you choose. A definite tilt will happen on June 21st, the Summer Solstice, enjoy. If you don’t imbibe in this cosmic energy, prepare to have an evil apparition visit you in your dreams. Sleep tight and don’t let the covfefe bite.
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