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It’s May the future is here. Horoscopes for May 2013 by Rebecca Vigil.

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Horoscopes by Rebecca Vigil

Capricorn 12/22–1/19

The beginning of the month’s dance may feel like you have two left feet–but the beat will march on and in a short amount of time you’ll find your own groove. Also, please remember that we are all stuck in the gutter but some of …

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“If Nostradamus and Miss Cleo had a baby it would be Rebecca Vigil”—Anonymous

Horoscopes by Rebecca Vigil

Capricorn 12/22–1/19

The beginning of the month’s dance may feel like you have two left feet–but the beat will march on and in a short amount of time you’ll find your own groove. Also, please remember that we are all stuck in the gutter but some of us choose to gaze at the stars rather than down at our feet. Your lucky stars shine down on you and illuminate the path ahead. Just because you cannot see the entire staircase does not mean you shouldn’t take the first step. Faith is trying to call your name, Alejandro, Alejandro. Your lucky color this month is purple, yay. 

Aquarius 1/20–2/18

Pump up the volume, pump up the volume—dance, dance. If you find yourself in an awkward situation please feel free to dance it off. That’s right—in front of everyone; let your inner freak out of your Birkenstocks and into your Adida turtle shells.  There are signs everywhere, are you seeing them? You are the water bearer so, like the water please feel free to give life where you see none. Whatever you perceive on the outside is a direct reflection of your state of being. How are you being?


Pisces 2/19–3/20

Are you being a Childish Gambino, Pisces? Are you on your ball each and every day?  It’s about high time that you utilized the celestial energies and focus on what you really want and then allow it to manifest into your life. The New Moon on May 10th is a great time to physically write down what you want on a piece of paper and make sure to be incredibly clear on this. Also, look out for the Eta Aquarids Meteor Shower on May 5th and 6th. Make a wish, and let the universe do the rest of your bidding.

Aries 3/21–4/19 

Love is in the air, do you smell it? Well maybe, you need to get out of the house and into the public’s kitchen, bitch’n. That’s right hot stuff, get out and strut your ship.  May 10th is the perfect day to spruce up your vision board—have some fun with it and watch the magic manifest.  Now is the not the month to throw glitter on all your problems. Grab the bull by the horns and confront the resistance with persistence, it will pay off. 

Taurus 4/20—5/20


The sun is in your sign for the majority of the month, which means a lot of positive energy is beaming your way.  Your love life is running smoothly along the river of satisfaction which runs through the financially stable forests on the continent of your life.  Patience and persistence are two of your best qualities. I know you’ve been patient and your persistence will surely pay off this month.  Also, please remember whether you think you can or you can’t—you’re right. 

Gemini 5/21–6/21


This month a lot of resistance may reveal itself and if you strut along and dance with it, it will go away. This is a great time concerning most things in your life. If your state of being were a ride at Water World it would be the lazy river. Just sit back, relax and enjoy the fruits of your labor. Just do not enjoy them too much, focus on a new project as well.  Mercury will be in Gemini on the 15
th so this is an excellent time to sign documents or come to some sort of conclusive decision, don’t forget to mark it with a B!

Cancer 6/22–7/22

If this month’s finances were Johnny, then Johnny be good. This is going to be a pretty awesome month. Lots of things are manifesting themselves in the latter half of May. May…ke sure to write down what you want on the15th and then…

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December 2017 Horoscopes

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Capricorn 12/22 -1/19

Happy Birthday, Capricorn! Your ruling sign, Saturn, will be exiting Libra and entering your sign on December 19th. There may have been limitations holding you back from actualizing a dream of yours, the weight and restrictions of this may be lifted with this alignment. The Sun will also enter your sign as soon as the Winter Solstic…

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Capricorn 12/22 -1/19

Happy Birthday, Capricorn! Your ruling sign, Saturn, will be exiting Libra and entering your sign on December 19th. There may have been limitations holding you back from actualizing a dream of yours, the weight and restrictions of this may be lifted with this alignment. The Sun will also enter your sign as soon as the Winter Solstice takes place. Prepare to feel a little more love from the universe on December 25th, when Venus enters into the mysterious (yet practical) realm of the sea-goat.

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Aquarius, like Capricorn, you are ruled by Saturn, and Saturn will be entering Capricorn on December 19th, this affects you and limitations and restricted will be lifted. So take care of business around this time; others will see your steadfast nature and adhere to your will. Your other ruling sign, Uranus, has just begun a retrograde cycle in Aries. Life may seem to be blowing your proverbial kite in various directions, but if you have a solid foundation, it doesn’t matter where you wind up. Make sure to go on a nighttime adventure on the night of the 13th, when the Geminids Meteor Shower will peak.

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Chiron is a comet with a unique and erratic orbit. It symbolizes the “wounded healer” and is representative of deep wounds and efforts to heal that wound. Chiron will be going direct in Pisces on the 5th, so it is imperative that you take some time out of your life to pamper yourself. As above, so below. Once you focus on your inner world, the outer world will radiate this energy. The Winter Solstice on the 21st represents a reflective time to rest up and store energy for Spring 2018. Recharge and rejuvenate, you deserve it.

Aries 3/21 – 4/19

Your ruling planet, Mars, was housed in Libra, and will enter the sexual and mysterious waters of Scorpio on the 9th. This transition will have you feeling like you’re at the top of your game. There are two meteor showers this month, the best one by far, will peak on Dec 13th (Geminids Meteor Shower, with 120 meteors per hour and will radiate from Gemini), with 5-10 meteors per hour, the Ursids Meteor Shower will peak from the 21st through the 22nd and will be shooting (pew pew!) from the constellation of Ursa Minor. All in all, a pleasant month.

Taurus 4/20 – 5/20

Your ruling sign, Venus, will enter steadfast Sagittarius on December 1st and then make its way to Capricorn on the 26th. A fast-moving planet, it spreads its love across our cosmos, leaving behind a trail of positive vibes. No major transits for your sign occur this month, however, the only Supermoon of 2017 will occur on the 3rd, this moon was known to Native Americans as the ‘Full Cold Moon.’ This lunar cycles marks the impending colder nights of winter, yet will be the biggest and brightest moon of the year. As our nearest satellite wanes from the sky, go outside on the 13th, when the Geminids Meteor Shower reaches its peak, giving earthly residents a sight for sore eyes.

Gemini 5/21 – 6/21

This is quite a busy month for you, dear Gemini. Your ruling planet, Mercury, will retrograde in Sagittarius on the 3rd, and then go direct on the 22nd. This may be a difficult time for other signs, but you have a gifted tongue, and will navigate the rocky terrain of communications quite well. There is also a Full Supermoon on the 3rd in Gemini, this is the only Supermoon of 2017. This is the perfect time to harvest that which you’ve worked so hard for. One of the brightest and most active meteor showers of the year will happen on the 13th. This is the Geminids Meteor Shower and you guessed it, it will radiate from the sign of Gemini, with a whopping 120 trailblazers per hour, you won’t want to miss this!

Cancer 6/22 – 7/22

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November 2017 Horoscopes

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Capricorn 12/22 -1/19

You are the tenth sign of the zodiac, an earth sign ruled by Saturn, planet of restriction and limitation. Your ruling sign will be in Sagittarius until the end of the year; and Jupiter, the ruler of Sagittarius, is in the house of Saturn. The synergy of the planets will have you feeling as if you’re i…

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Capricorn 12/22 -1/19

You are the tenth sign of the zodiac, an earth sign ruled by Saturn, planet of restriction and limitation. Your ruling sign will be in Sagittarius until the end of the year; and Jupiter, the ruler of Sagittarius, is in the house of Saturn. The synergy of the planets will have you feeling as if you’re in the right place at the right time, particularly around November 11th, when Saturn will trine Uranus. The New Moon in Scorpio on November 18th is your hard reset date, time to see how beautiful letting go can be.

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Aquarius, you are an air sign ruled by Saturn, planet of restriction and limitation, and Uranus, God of the heavens and the sky. The most powerful day for you in November will be when both of your ruling planets (Saturn and Uranus) trine one another, that is the planets are 120 degrees apart, creating a harmonious angle of support, this day is November 11th. Prepare for this date by taking time out your day on or near November 4th (The Full Moon) to do some agenda setting, your wish is the universe’s command.

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Your dreamy and ethereal nature will come into play this November. You are a sign represented by two fish, swimming in opposite directions that find a way to balance each other out. There is a lot happening in November with the water signs, so you will be in an elemental month of favor. Some examples are Venus entering Scorpio on November 7th, The New Moon in Scorpio on November 18th, and your ruling planet Neptune going direct in Pisces on November 22nd. The proverbial fog in your life will begin to lift as Neptune takes an exodus on its retrograde cycle, you’ve noticed a difference since your other ruling planet, Jupiter, entered Scorpio on October 10th and will remain there for quite some time.

Aries 3/21 – 4/19

Your ruling planet, Mars, the God of War is housed in Libra, an air sign ruled by beauty and love. Fire needs oxygen (air) in order to remain ablaze, balance is the key so as to not burn bridges or to risk your flame being snuffed. There will be two major meteor showers this month. November 4th go outside and check the Taurids Meteor Shower, and on November 17th the Leonids Meteor Shower. The Leonids is produced by dust grains left behind by the comet Tempel-Tuttle.

Taurus 4/20 – 5/20

You are an earth sign governed by Venus, Goddess of Love. The most powerful dates for you this month are November 4th, 5th, and 13th. On November 4th, the Full Moon is in Taurus, this is a great time to harvest that which you’ve sewn, and is also the date of the Taurids Meteor Shower. Venus will enter the mysterious and charming sign of Scorpio on November 7th. November 13th is the Conjunction of Venus and Jupiter; the two bright planets will be visible in the eastern sky, just before sunrise.

Gemini 5/21 – 6/21

Your ruling planet Mercury, will enter Sagittarius on November 5th. Sagittarius is intelligent and cunning, so you can use this beneficial date to use the power of gib to get your way; or at least practice rhetoric. The best day to let go of what no longer serves you is on the darkest night of the month, which will be on November 18th when the New Moon is in Scorpio; You can also go outside and look at the Leonids Meteor Shower, which takes place near the const…
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October 2017 Horrorscopes

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Capricorn 12/22 -1/19

Capricious criminals are known for their thought-out and meticulously planned scandals. They’re the most likely not to be caught by police, which is probably why the list of creepy Capricorns is so short. The darkest night of the month is on October 19th, when the New Moon is in Libra. This will create a perfect opportunity t…

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Capricorn 12/22 -1/19

Capricious criminals are known for their thought-out and meticulously planned scandals. They’re the most likely not to be caught by police, which is probably why the list of creepy Capricorns is so short. The darkest night of the month is on October 19th, when the New Moon is in Libra. This will create a perfect opportunity to go outside on October 21st to look at the Orionids Meteor Shower.
Celebrated Creepy Capricorns (Fiction and Nonfiction)*: Dean Arnold Corll “The Candy Man”, Tom Marvolo Riddle “Voldemort”, Bane.

Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Aquarians are likely to use manipulation tactics and apt to be intelligent criminals, using the mistakes of others to their advantage. The Harvest Moon on October 5th, will be the perfect night to feast upon your….meals. Your ruling planet Saturn is in Sagittarius and Uranus is in Aries. A fiery trio that can make the month go up in flames.
Awful Aquarii (*): Freddy Krueger, Gary Ridgway “Green River Killer”, Kim Jong II.

Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Pisces, you are one of the three zodiac signs that are likely to be a serial killer. Take note of the Popular Pesky Pisceans below. Jupiter, one of your ruling planets, enters Scorpio on the 10th, which will sync up well with your chart. Your other ruling sign, Neptune is also in Pisces, which make make this month more of a treat than a trick.
Popular Pesky Pisceans (*): John Wayne Gacy “Killer Clown”, Charles Cullen “Angel of Death”, Donald Henry “Pee Wee” Gaskins, Randy Steven Kraft “Scorecard Killer/ Freeway Killer”, Richard Ramirez “Nightstalker, Norman Bates “American Psycho”, Charles Lee Ray “Chucky.”

Aries 3/21 – 4/19

The Full Moon, also known as the Harvest Moon will be in Aries on October 5th. The night will light your light up like that of an arsonist and a can of gasoline. A controlled burn is better than lighting smoke bombs in the forest. Don’t let your emotions get out of control, otherwise expect bridges to transform themselves in coal. Cool off during the beginning of the month and during the latter take some time around October 21st to go watch the Orionids Meteor Shower. Uranus is in Aries and your ruling planet is moving into Libra on October 22nd.
Archetypal and Abominable Aries (*): Alexander Joseph “Lex” Luthor, Henri Desire Landru “Bluebeard”.

Taurus 4/20 – 5/20

Venus, your ruling planet, will enter Libra on October 14th. Expect balance to be brought to the force around this time. Cast away that which you no longer need in your life on October 19th when the night will be as dark as the hearts of the Terrible Taurians.
Make sure to go outside on the night of the 20st when the Orionids Meteor shower will be lighting up the sky.
Terrible Talked-about Tauruses (*): David Miscavige “Leader of the Church of Scientology”, Pol Pot “Brother Number One”, Saddam “Fuzzy Nips” Hussein.

Gemini 5/21 – 6/21

Gemini’s are one of the craziest of all the Zodiac signs. Just take a look at some of them below. Luckily for you there isn’t a lot of activity going on in Gemini, so you can expect calmer waters to be washing over you, beach. Mercury, your ruler, will be entering the dark and mysterious waters of Scorpio on October 17th, so emotions and conversations could be quite interesting.
Notable Grisly Gemini’s (*): Jeffrey Dahmer “Milwaukee Cannibal”, Mary Flora Bell “Child Killer”, David Berkowitz “Son of Sam”, Kenneth Bianchi “Hillside Strangler”, Richard Chase “Vampire of Sacramento”, Jason Vorhees “Jason [Friday the 13th]”, Donald “Big Hands I Know You’re the One” Trump.

Cancer 6/22 – 7/22

Your sign is ruled by the moon, and our neighborly satellite is highlighting your leadership qualities and the ability to bring balance to your life. This is due to the followi…
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