Capricorn 12/22–1/19

Make sure to pull out your Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy to learn how to navigate this celestial season. The full moon on May 3rd is referred to as, The Milk Moon, or Full Flower Moon. It is bad luck to wash your new clothes for the first time on this date, so wash them afterward. This is a great month for letting the universe show you what you need to know. Sometimes you’ve got to stop in order for the world to catch up to you. Go with this flow.

Aquarius 1/20–2/18

Past, present, and future walked into a bar and it was tense. Are you going to give into this tension or are you going to let yourself take this awkward moment as a lesson? Try to objectify all emotional situations and see things from a different perspective. This May, Pluto trines with the Sun and highlights your home life. Beware of the moon in Scorpio on May 3, 2015, extra caution is needed for your sign. This is a great period to till the garden of your life and establish some deep roots.

Pisces 2/19–3/20

Saturn has been giving you a hard time, hasn’t he? If you’ve been feeling the wrath lately maybe it’s time to re-evaluate yourself and see if you are aligned to the right path. Neptune is going to eat some celestial spinach this month and become a very strong force in your life. Channel your excess energy into creative endeavors and you will be successful. You are evolving but don’t let your ego get in the way. Shed light onto the smoky mirrors to clear your view.

Aries 3/21–4/19

The full moon in Scorpio at the beginning of the month is stirring up your pond. However, this will be a good thing if you know somebody who is into fishing. The best days for finding what you want is May starts on May 1st and ends on May 3rd. Gain insight and clarity by surrounding yourself with people who have similar interests, goals, and outlooks. A lot of karmic lessons will be coming your way so put your sail to half mast, clean out the emotional baggage, so ship doesn’t get everywhere.

Taurus 4/20—5/20

Happy Birthday Taurus! You are ready to buy a boat and sail around the world. Need an ark? I Noah guy. This is a great time for travelling, relationships and going after desires. On May 4, symbolic images will be following you everywhere, metaphors be with you. Is there something that needs to change? Do it now and don’t look back, except every once in awhile to gain some perspective and see how far you’ve come along. Focus on the road ahead.

Gemini 5/21–6/21

A personal development lengthened by the planetary goddesses will allow you to go with the flow. Just remember that the end of something allows room for new growth to come in. This month can be a bit heavy. A lot of karmic lessons will be presented to you. Don’t let a communication flaw become prevalent. Look at what you’re saying objectively, and look at things from a different perspective. If you need some extra money, go out and earn it–don’t write a check your butt can’t cash. If you’re still writing checks, that may be part of the problem. Don’t be, “that guy.”

Cancer 6/22–7/22

The eclipse storm has passed and now the calm energies are going to grant you the time to assess the true values in your life, are you gauging your self-worth with what you truly deserve? May will be a time to enjoy the warmer temperatures. The Full Flower Moon on May 3rd will deliver your karmic lessons in a basket. It’s up to your past if the fruit is fresh or rotten. Be appreciative of what life hands you and get ready to reap what you’ve sown.

Leo 7/23–8/22

This is going to be a month full of stark contrasts, remain in a clear state of mind. If you’re having a hard time concentrating then focus on physical activities. Get out there and get that body movin’, rhythm is a dancer, it’s a soul companion. Take a timeout and recharge your batteries. If you got burned last month then become a phoenix in May. The new moon on May 18th, would be a great time to renovate. Let the world hear your inner phoenix, cuh caw.

Virgo 8/23–9/22

May is your power month, Virgo. It would be wise if you followed a beaver on an adventure to ensure you have the best dam time of your life. This dam healing time will allow you to engage in the present and become very powerful–just don’t go to the dark side. Do you have an effective strategy to conquer all that you have set out to do? Saturn will make you act like a baby, throw you out with the bathwater, and test how well you can swim.

Libra 9/23–10/22

You’ve been having a few rough times lately, haven’t you? A lot of change is coming into your life in May. The fruits of your labor will come into fruition on May 3rd during the full moon in Scorpio. New beginnings will start mid-month around May 18th. Get rid of the things in your life that are holding you back and bringing you down. Now is a great time ascend your anchor and set your sails toward the ocean of possibilities. Smooth seas do not forge great captains.

Scorpio 10/23–11/21

The full moon in Scorpio occurs on May 3rd. This is a great time to reap rewards and sew new possibilities into the ground of success. Whatever your energy is, tap into it, to gain new perspectives on the situations you’re facing. Don’t look behind you to see where you are going or you might fall down and get a boo-boo or if you land on a ghost, a boo. If you’re planning revenge, make sure to dig two graves. As your celestial advisor, I suggest you ponder if you’d rather be happy or be right.

Sagittarius 11/22–12/21

Do you have a bad habit that you are trying to kick? Make sure you are wearing the right shoes for the job. The May weather can knock you out of your comfort zone and into more social situations. Just remember: do not drive under the influence of alcohol and partake in calculus; I hear you can get a ticket for drinking and deriving. Check yourself and make sure you have a plan for every goal, if these objectives align with your values then success will not say no, unless you decline to buy it dinner first.