February 2010

 

Happy New Year to all my single bros out in P.U.L.P. land. Kiss anyone as the ball dropped? Either way, that’s old news. It’s time to face the hangover and live through one of Dante’s circles of hell.

January 2010

 

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of my single life.

I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since I started writing this column. Although I never thought I would be talking about my single life in a public forum like P.U.L.P., I am sitting here reflecting on everything I have written.

December 2009 Issue

December's scene for singles can really suck the everlasting life out of a solo cholo.  It changes like the weather though, so stay optimistic. Rest assured, you won't always be lonely because plenty of babes will be Ho Ho Ho-ing around at Christmas parties.  Check for these factors to see whether Yule be jolly this season, or just end up with a red nose.

November 2009 Issue

I firmly believe the world will end in 2012, and that is why I am kind of annoyed by the fact that I am not getting laid on a regular basis.

However, I'm glad that I'm not forcing myself to begin or stay in a relationship that isn't right for me.

A good friend of mine used to say, "You have to be picky to get what you want." This wise quote has followed me through life, and for better or worse, I've found myself using it as a rule of thumb when assessing a potential mate. Yet, I find many of the people I know do not. Although it is difficult to be picky when looking for a mate in a town barren of eligible singles like Pueblo, people shouldn't settle for someone who doesn't make them happy, fulfill their needs or provoke the butterfly-in-the-tummy syndrome.