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Horoscopes for February

Capricorn 12/22–1/19

The launch of February marks a lucky period concerning most aspects of your life. Your creativity river is pantomorphic and the stars play games in your favor– so open your mouth wide and savor the flavor. During the second half, Uranus is making things difficult by throwing balls of frustration at your face–there goes your social life. Good news is, you will get to tap into your practical side to buck on through. Oh you, you stubborn little sea goat, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.  Do not fret, the power resides in the now. 

Aquarius 1/20–2/18

Mercury the winged messenger is delivering a payload of intellectual energy that will stuff your brain to the gunwales. This aspect is going to enable you to have your fingers in many pies, just don’t forget to stop and taste them. If you get a little over stimulated, just calm down and get your ship together.  You are the captain, after all. The planetary alignment allows you to zoom out and see the bigger picture. Your role is definitive and it’s up to you to cut the mustard.

Pisces 2/19–3/20

The fork in the road may seem like an all or nothing scenario but nothing could be further than the truth. The celestial fireworks are being lit and are getting ready to display their bright and positive message. You just have to get your head out of the sand and look up at the sky to see it. Your transits are beginning to crescendo. Paraesthesia has been making itself apparent through frequent conscious and sub-conscious occurrences. This is just your DNA (Deoxyribonucleic acid) vibrating to a new frequency, a higher frequency. Stay present and become aware.  

Aries 3/21–4/19

The word of the month is balance and you can find it by just chilling out and looking at what really matters. Saturn is highlighting your crown chakra and intellectual energy is being beamed towards you. Pew Pew! Don’t be so dense and this will allow the positive energy to transmute any negatives and penetrate your reality. Also, just remember not to sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. 

Taurus 4/20—5/20

Oh, dear Taurus. What have you done to piss off the God of War? It seems he is wrecking havoc on your chart every month. No worries though, I will fight for you. Just be cautious because fits of anger and impulsive behavior may be tempting you but do not bite the sumptuous bait.  A long-term Jupiter influence is here to help balance things out for the better. Have faith and also have the courage to be the change that you wish to see in the world and you can’t lose, I won’t let you. 

Gemini 5/21–6/21

The sun is interacting with Pluto in an interesting way. Although we don’t regard this small mass as a planet anymore, it still has some pull in your chart. A long-term favorable relationship is beginning to evolve out of the swampy primordial stew. It’s starting to support anything that has to do with transformation and change. Be your own alchemist and if there is a rusty splinter in your foot, by the gods take it out and move on. Loose lips might sink ships but loose kisses take trips. 

Cancer 6/22–7/22

Come as you are, dear Cancer.  The only advice I can give you this month is that a burnt child dreads the fire. If you’ve learned a lesson get past it and move on, no need to repeat it—unless you are some sort of sadomasochist.  By the heavens though, if you were, Venus is making that violent and turbulent passion a very possible avenue. Are you going to turn on the road of the known or drive on by?  

Leo 7/23–8/22

Do you feel that? It’s the humble feeling of being alive again, and that’s just is what is happening to your colorful cocoon. It has always been up to you to become entirely who you are. Fabulous enterprises are awaiting but you have to want them, in order for them to want you. Don’t be afraid of living a life of adventure nothing could be more harmful to your adventurous spirit than security. 

Virgo 8/23–9/22

Since last month you have made numerable contributions, but do you give yourself credit? It’s time to slow down and examine the progress you’ve made and the effect it has had.  In jotting down your successes and even your failures you will see how much you’ve grown. Lasso the year of empowerment and ride it all night long. It’s up to you how you handle it! Yee-haw cowboy. 

Libra 9/23–10/22

Your mind is starting to the put the Libra, in librarian. You are documenting everything and then reflecting on it too harshly. Observe, acknowledge, and then let it go. It’s important to divulge the information that is coming to you as it is. You cannot fully embrace the now if you are at all tied to the past or future. Welcome the new you. 

Scorpio 10/23–11/21

If you’ve been getting slight headaches it is due to the fight within your vibracious and bilateral cranium. This is a fine month to strut your stuff and walk your fine mass down the road of possibilities. The spurs of spontaneity are sparking the proverbial pavement with a mighty gusto. Make your presence known by igniting the fire within, and it will be seen throughout.  Yeah, you feel me?

Sagittarius 11/22–12/21

If you were a monkey you’d be going to heaven. Well we’ll all take turns, I’ll take mine too. Saturnalian spears are spiraling toward your septum; ultimately, their intent is your decision. Are you burdened by the past or are you struck with palladianistic inspiration?  Are you floating on? We’ll all float on, alright.  P. S. (by the way this stands for post script) I know a girl who thinks of ghosts, she’ll make you breakfast, she’ll make you toast. Yep.  

by Rebecca Vigil

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